Arbor Day Party

Hey, as I stated in an earlier post, uh I think the last one actually, I’ve decided on not opening on April twenty-second or any time real soon, ’cause after all like Connie said, I’s the boss. Instead of an opening day with tea and cookies on that-day-I-don’t-care-for-because-of-it’s-knuckle-head-association, I suggested we still have a party and on Arbor Day, a day I do like.

(By the way, in spite of any thing I say in this post or others, no matter how derogatory I can get, if you want to, or already do, celebrate what is commonly known as “Earth Day” April 22, I’m cool with that, I might even eat those interesting blue and green colored roundish cookies without sugar you had your kids make for the occasion. I just won’t be hosting one here or arriving at your place in a Prius.)

In Washington state, Arbor Day is this Wednesday, April 14th, sorry ’bout the short notice for a party. But let’s do it! Cookies and such around two-ish shall we? Although I do have a nasty cold so if you have fragile health issues you ought to know I’m a coffin’ up a storm right now, but I have masks and if you show up with a scarf around your nose and mouth we’ll be okay with that.

And then of course National Arbor Day is April 30th, if that is a more doable date for you, let say lunch-ish, bring a brown bag, I’ll have a cooler of cokes and such and we can picnic in any number of special spots.

I’m sorry if my dislike for Earth Day throws you, Dear Reader, but I just can’t hack it. The whole of it, the stuff that they promote on it or around it, in association to it, or the folks that conceived it and why they picked the date they did… I’ve tried in the past to like Earth Day but it has never set well.

I have, however, always enjoyed Arbor Day, it was a day my dad and I would often share and celebrate, and ’cause I fall more from that tree than the one who would say, “Let’s keep at it so we stay ahead of things Lanny,” we would often be celebrating it not quite on Arbor Day for Washington or National Arbor Day either, we often made up our own date when we had let the other slip by or had something arbor-ish to do way ahead or when we were without a calendar.

So I’m thinking that’s what I’m gonna do, only even more Lanny style. My dad would just say what the heck and we would go do something treeish or birdish if we realized we were off date. It was something we did, just the two of us. I wanted to be a forest ranger and I think he sort of liked that and wanted to encourage that.

Any who, I’m puttin’ a Lanny spin on it this year, including even the whole part that I’m a little late for doing it up just right, that is very Lanny.

Here’s my idea: lets celebrate Arbor Day, here on my blog and at Victory Farm and Gardens. If you swing by in the flesh, uh in person not in a hedonistic sinful manner, any one of these days (give a ring though the night before because we could have plans to be out back or run to town for more party supplies) that some state or other celebrates and takes care of trees and birds.

Remember, Lanny’s definition of party can be just about anything, balloons, clowns, cake, whistles, fancy punches are not mandatory, but can be nice if that’s what ya got. So if you swing by we’ll be partying, just please, don’t be disappointed.

I won’t be listing the states who’s date has already come and gone.

Washington (that’s me) second Wednesday in April.

Wyoming last Monday in April

Idaho, Montana, Nevada, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Nebraska, Iowa, Utah, Texas, Kansas, Virginia, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, New York, Connecticut, Delaware. Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Hampshire (and this year, National) last Friday in April

North Dakota, Vermont first Friday in May

Maine third full week in May (that’s why I like this state, a whole week of partying!)

Alaska third Monday in May

Really not all that many days for Tree and Bird Parties but it’ll do and leave us for a couple of chances for other parties, like slug or fern parties. We’ve got April 14th, 26th, and the 30th, then May 7th, and the 16th through the 22nd. Woohoo! Eleven plus chances to party.

And again, why Arbor Day? And not that Other Day?

Arbor Day isn’t doom and gloomy, it is a bright and joyful celebration of trees, planting trees, planting other things when you can’t plant trees, putting up bird feeders, going for a hike in a national forest.

Arbor Day isn’t about putting hidden spikes in trees that could kill those who desire to use the resource properly, it is about planting them and enjoying them for what they are, a tree, they are not reincarnations of my dead great aunt Judy.

Arbor Day is about being protective, just not a psychosis dressed up to look like protection. Protection is appropriate, we are called to be protectors, of trees and land, especially those of us who know we are called and free in Christ.

No, we are not free to chop down whatever we think we need, but we also are not to be doom and gloomy and fear-filled and psychotically controlling of everyone but ourselves. Lording our knowledge or worse yet, pseudo-knowledge over others, determining how much toilet paper others ought to use, how many light bulbs each household can buy a year, what automobile, if any, a person can own and when they can drive it…

So yes, lets celebrate God’s creation and specifically trees and the beauty, wonder, and service that is ours from the trees God gave us and the little (and big) birds that inhabit them. Lets celebrate it on J. Sterling Morton’s Arbor Day or really, any other day we find ourselves thankful for God’s creation of trees and mindful of our stewardship responsibility.