The Logic and Helpfulness of Dirt

Anna comes out from the bathroom with her little floss gizmo hanging out of her mouth, (the girls use the floss holder that has a handle like a toothbrush and replaceable heads,) she was mumbling in a whiny voice.

It sounded something like, “My floss is stuck and I am afraid to pull it out.”

Dirt’s plain and simple response, “You should use different floss. Then you wouldn’t have to pull it up you could just let go and pull it out.”

Thanks for the future advice O Mighty Wizard of Floss!

So Anna is wearing her floss holder for the rest of the day.



Dirt has read the above and has approved it for publication, he is going out the door laughing. Anna is also giggling but would like everyone to know that she indeed extracted the floss.